Announcing The Bhola Company IPO

What do you feel very strongly about?

As for me, I feel very strongly about the US-inspired “War On Drugs” – and I am on the other side.

I am on the side of the coca farmers of South America, the opium farmers of Afghanistan and, of course, the ganja and charas farmers of India.

The “War On Drugs” keeps these farmers in permanent poverty, while also making the drug user pay so much for his stuff that he too is poor.

And what is even worse for the consumer: the stuff he buys is almost always of bad quality or adulterated – and therefore a major health risk.

The “profits” – if this honourable term call be ascribed to these coerced takings – of the trade are collected by mafias, with the government police on their side. The “War On Drugs” is a pillar of corruption. This must end. Pronto.

I therefore propose the setting up of The Honourable Bhola Unlimited Company Limited, headquartered in Haridwar – “Bhola” being the nickname of Lord Shiva, who was partial to ganja and charas, and is the God of all cannabis smokers, worldwide.

The first product of the Bhola Company will be the Bhola Spliff – advertised as Ganesh ka Baap ka Bidi. It will be available in various flavours – Manipuri, Kashmiri, Manali, Kerala, Morocco and so on. The spliffs will be double the length as well as the thickness of a king-size cigarette – guaranteed to get you stoned, or double your money back.

Later, we will also produce and market Bhola Cola – a bhang ki thandai, for which the ad-line will say “Jaise Coca-Cola mein Coca nahin hai, waise Bhola Cola mein Cola nahin hai – ha ha.”

We will also make bhang sweets, called Bholay ke Golay.

An Initial Public Offering will be announced calling upon all Bholaynath ke Sacchay Bhagats (and them only) to subscribe. Since we will not accept government paper money, the saccha bhagat will have to give up one tola of pure gold for one share of the Bhola Company: Bhola ka Tola!

So while the politicized Rambhakts want to build another temple, the anti-political Bholabhakts want to make some money. Which side are you on?

I trust that in time similar IPOs will be launched in South America, Afghanistan, Laos and Cambodia for coca and opium companies.

Also: Read Lew Rockwell's "Prison Nation" discussing why America is the country with the highest percentage of its population in prisons - because of its own foolish "War On Drugs".