How Do You Solve A Problem Like sonia?: Take #2

Dear Fellow-Citizens of India,


From what I am reading in the papers, The System has Collapsed.


I strongly advise you all to do just this:


ABOLISH THE STATE!


ABOLISH EVERY SINGLE MINISTRY.


AND STOP PAYING ANY TAXES TO THIS STATE.


ABOLISH THE INDIAN ARMY - A "MERCENARY ARMY."


ABOLISH THE INDIAN AIR FORCE - AND THE INDIAN NAVY, TOO.


AND GET A GOOD TRAFFIC POLICE GOING. FOR WE FUCKERS ARE MOST INSECURE ON THE STREETS AND ROADS.


ABOLISH THE IAS, THE IPS, THE FOREIGN SERVICE, AND THE FOREST SERVICE, TOO.


ABOLISH THE RBI.


ABOLISH THE PLANNING COMMISSION.


ABOLISH THE ELECTION COMMISSION.


ABOLISH EVERY SINGLE PARLIAMENT THROUGHOUT INDIA.


AND FIX THE CURRENCY AND THE BANKING SYSTEM - without which our poor people will forever remain poor.


MONEY MUST BE HONEST GOLD AND SILVER COINS.


ALL PAPER NOTES ISSUED BY PRIVATE BANKS MUST BE REDEEMABLE ON DEMAND.


AND IF THE PRIVATE BANKER REFUSES TO REDEEM HIS NOTES, HE MUST BE EXECUTED. HIS FUCKIN' HEAD SHOULD BE CUT OFF - AND THAT, TOO, RIGHT OUTSIDE HIS FUCKIN' BANK, IN FULL PUBLIC VIEW.


FURTHER, FOR POOR PEOPLE, "MICROFINANCE" IS A HUGE FUCKIN' EVIL, BASED ENTIRELY ON FUNNY MONEY.


THE BANKING THAT POOR PEOPLE NEED MUST COME FROM FREE, UNLICENSED PAWNBROKERS.


COLLECT HONEST TAXES IN EACH AND EVERY CITY AND TOWN FROM PROPERTY OWNERS THERE AND ESTABLISH HONEST CIVIC CORPORATIONS IN EACH OF THEM.


THESE HONEST CIVIC CORPORATIONS MUST FIX THE ROADS, THE FOOTPATHS, THE SEWAGE, THE DRAINAGE, AND THE GARBAGE.


ELECTRICITY MUST BE ENTIRELY PRIVATISED.


AND COOKING GAS MUST BE ENTIRELY PIPED, EVERYWHERE.


EVERYTHING THAT THIS THE STATE OWNS MUST BE ENTIRELY PRIVATISED.


AND GET GABRIEL ROTH - to fix the roads and highways system.


REVERT TO "PRIVATE LAW" - which is Property, Contracts and Torts.


ABOLISH ALL THEIR SOCIALIST COURTS.


IGNORE EACH AND EVERY PIECE OF LEGISLATION THESE FUCKERS HAVE EVER PASSED. 


AND BURN THE CONSTITUTION.


There is NOTHING TO FEAR - for a "natural order" will prevail. Read my eponymously titled book on the subject available by scrolling down on the right-hand bar. 


All shops will then stay open, all the time.


And all businesses will be FREE.


Now, this very morning, right here in Pondicherry, I met a good Mizo boy named Robert. When I inquired about conditions in Mizoram, he said that most people there are in State Employment. Which means that Chief Ministers throughout India are getting this "funny money" from Nude Elly and blowing it up.


This is NONSENSE.


We must have CAPITALISM - which means ALL the people should earn their keep from THE FREE MARKET.


INTERNATIONAL TRADE AND INTERNATIONAL MOVEMENT OF PEOPLE MUST BE ENTIRELY FREE.


You do NOT need any STATE.


All you need are all these honest civic corporations, all over India.


And as for Nude Elly, I have often penned the opinion, in editorials as well as signed columns, that ALL THE REAL ESTATE that this THE STATE owns in this horrible, COMPLETELY FUCKED-UP CITY should be entirely PRIVATISED.


Read one of these articles of mine, titled "Brand New Delhi: Let Political India Move Out of The Capital," which was published as a Leader Article in the Times of India in 2004 - and has been preserved here.


I am NOT interested in reading government files and engaging myself in ANY government business.


I have BETTER THINGS to do.


Find GOOD PEOPLE to do these little government jobs that will remain, like running honest civic corporations, like collecting local property taxes in gold and silver coins, building roads and footpaths, fixing the sewage, the drainage, the garbage, and all that - and to carry out all the privatisation, of EVERYTHING.


In Pondicherry, I trust the good people here will put MOH Farook in charge - and at least this small city will be fixed by this good man.


India is a HUGE COUNTRY.


And India is a FUCKING HUGE MESS.


It will take MANY GENERATIONS to fix this huge fucking mess - for, as they say, "Rome was not built in a day."


And do read the wonderful prose of Gibbon, whose Decline And Fall Of The Roman Empire was published in the same year that Adam Smith's Inquiry Into The Nature And Causes Of The Wealth Of Nations was published, and Adam Smith's prose is marvellous as well - that year being the historic year 1776 - and both these bestsellers were published by the same London publisher. And Gibbon OUTSOLD Smith.


So, I hope you GET MY DRIFT.